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Wednesday, June 30, 2010

I'll huff and I'll puff and then I'll go to jail

Florida police find woman unconscious, lying in the fetal position and covered in vomit, a can of dust remover in her hand, the Naples News reports.

When reached for comment, McKeever said that inhaling dust remover "won’t be a problem anymore." She then hung up. She soon called back with another statement.

"Write this down and slap it on the front page, honey," she said. "I would have no record at all if marijuana was legal."

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