In Cape Girardeau, a judge has given probation to a man who allegedly dressed up in garbage bags and threatened to kill his wife. (The bags were reportedly so he wouldn't get any blood on himself.) He also had two knives, one with her name written on the blade, and another with her ex-boyfriend's name. The husband is attending a rehab program and must get anger counseling, the Southeast Missourian writes.
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