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Thursday, July 22, 2010

Extortion scheme involved Wal-Mart, Mexican assassins, feds allege

Burritos

The Star-Tribune's James Walsh has an EPIC story about

an alleged extortion plot involving Mexican hit men hired by Wal-Mart, the Samoan mafia, an exotic dancer from Guam, her love child and a fearful farm family from Granite Falls, Minn.

Long story short, I laughed, I cried, it's better than "Cats." Especially how the Mexican assassins are from a gang named Los Burritos.

File photo via AP; these burritos are not trying to kill you

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