The Star-Tribune's James Walsh has an EPIC story about
an alleged extortion plot involving Mexican hit men hired by Wal-Mart, the Samoan mafia, an exotic dancer from Guam, her love child and a fearful farm family from Granite Falls, Minn.
Long story short, I laughed, I cried, it's better than "Cats." Especially how the Mexican assassins are from a gang named Los Burritos.
File photo via AP; these burritos are not trying to kill you