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Thursday, April 28, 2011

If thine third eye offend thee ...

In Georgia, an elementary-school teacher was arrested for allegedly walking around the school naked after he'd just learned that he was losing his job, the Journal-Constitution said:

The police report says Porter had been behaving unusually. Teachers told police that he was a vegan who'd sworn off soft drinks, yet he'd gone to Taco Bell for tacos in the hours before he stripped.

The arresting officer wrote in the incident report that Porter spoke of a "new level of enlightenment" and said "he wanted everybody to be free now that his third eye was open."

"I then explained the obvious problem with his third eye being opened in public," the officer wrote.



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