In California, police arrested a man who wore a Raiders jacket, a G-string and a scrunchy around his genitals, KCRA-TV reports. (Oh, and he had some socks, presumably on his feet.) When officers caught up with the man, he was allegedly:
standing in the dirt next to the cemetery with a flashlight, yelling in the dark.
Back at the jail, there was some feces-smearing, too, police allege.
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