Two men allegedly tried to steal a 47-year-old woman's nurse, but they didn't realize that more than 15 of her relatives -- her angry, angry relatives -- were within earshot, the Fayetteville (N.C.) Observer reported.
Fayetteville police officers arrived at the scene of the melee in the Cambridge Arms apartments about 12:45 a.m. and found two men lying on the pavement of the parking lot with multiple stab and gunshot wounds. Police found a group of the woman's relatives walking in the parking lot covered in blood.

