Boulder police say they've arrested a man allegedly caught peeping on a woman in a portable toilet -- made especially notable by the man's reported hiding place, i.e. in the tank of the toilet.
The Camera has a jailhouse interview with the gentleman. Either this man is pulling the reporter's leg, or he is the most eccentric person who ever lived.
"I wanted to start a new goddess religion," he said. "I always wanted to be a pimp or create a church of porn or a church of tantric, someplace people could be spiritual but also instinctual," he said.
You really need to read the whole thing because it's full of gems like that one.
Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!

