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Tuesday, November 27, 2012

More great stuff from the Alaska police blotter

Harassment – Officers mediated a dispute, which had erupted after one man blew cigarette smoke in the other’s face, between two men from warring Somali tribes. Both men were barred from visiting any Unisea liquor establishments.

Assault – Intoxicated caller reported being slapped on the genitals and asked that officers issue a trespass advisement to the woman who committed said act. An officer advised the man, who repeatedly requests such trespass advisements only to have them lifted days later, to call when he is sober.

Suspicious Person/Activity – An amorous bloke who in a misguided attempt to attract a mate placed his genitals on full, flapping display in the roadway instead caught the attention of a passing police officer.  The luckless lad was allowed to leave without charges since the intended victim couldn’t be offended by what she couldn’t see.


Read more here: http://www.adn.com/2012/11/19/2698082/unalaska-police-blotter.html#storylink=cpy

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