The story is from Anchorage, where the 5-year-old was left alone with (A) Mom's boyfriend and (B) Mom's Baby Daddy, who decided to pull a prank on the boy, police allege. Specifically, they decided to call him to the door and scare him with an improvised flamethrower. (A can of starter fluid plus a lighter.) They wanted to "toughen him up."
"You know what would be funny?," Dilley said, according to the affidavit.
"Do you know how much trouble I could get in for this?" Miller replied.
Miller then called for the boy, who opened the door as Miller unleashed a ball of flames, according to troopers.
"Dilley stated it only lasted for about a half second and then they saw (the boy's) head was on fire," Browning wrote. "They ran to (the boy) and doused the flames with their hands, then tended to his burns. Dilley stated he didn't think the spray would go that far."
The men denied drinking, saying it was a very "sober day," according to the affidavit.
Mom came home and overdosed on bipolar meds, the police say. Oh, and nobody exactly raced the poor kid to the emergency room, either, the authorities say. He wasn't treated until he came to school and someone noticed half of the hair singed off his hair.
Asked why the child had not gotten treatment, Miller told investigators, "Why go make bills for yourself over little things," according to the affidavit.

