The always excellent Sara Shepherd, Friend of Crime Scene, sends along a roundup of weird/disturbing/amusing things she's heard over the scanner while working nights last month.
April 16: “She advised that someone’s pumping something into her house that’s making her eyes burn. Two days ago there were people pumping something into her house with a rubber house, and they were wearing lights on their head.”
April 18: “He (the intoxicated suspect) only whistles at churchgoers”
April 20: “We’ve got that girl taking her clothes off and running around in the street...”
April 21: From something and Summit, “on a bright pink and orange house. Apparently the guy that lives there makes fireworks in his garage.”
April 24: “...apparently intoxicated, taking her clothes off and running toward the 7-11...trying to get in vehicles at the 7-11”
April 29: “Contact Ed, regarding his 14-year-old son keeps punching him, and he just had stomach surgery.”
“In regards to a black male ... he’s completely nude, running through the parking lot screaming, possibly high on drugs.”