Pardon if you've already seen these on my Twitter page -- There, I post as I hear. Here, I save up for when I sub. Enjoy:
"It's involving a drunk white male named Brian with a receding hairline, trying to come in through the back door."
"Party wanted an officer to come and speak with her teenager about not putting on a coat because it's cold."
"Suspicious parties soliciting at 40th and Troost. There's a male that's dressed in drag...he's heavyset."
"Black male named Kenneth, he goes by 'baby-daddy,' refusing to leave the address."
"We received a call from a male yelling about his chicken from Popeye's, then hung up."
"A 9-yr-old is drawing pictures of his brother's body parts after he's killed him."
"A female that's armed with a sledgehammer. She's occupying a purple vehicle."
"A man in a green coat...walked up to her and said 'boo!'"
"Contact Hazel. She's saying she's feeling vibrations when she sits down on her couch."
| Sara Shepherd