Saturday, July 19, 2008

It's official -- now I've heard it all

MO sheriff arrests a series of alleged pregnant prostitutes, KMBC reports.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Patient was raped at psychiatric hospital, prosecutors say

Tony Rizzo has more here about a Research Psychiatric patient who was allegedly raped by another patient last month.

The 47-year-old woman told police that she was asleep in her room at Research Psychiatric Center in Kansas City on June 13 when she awoke and found that Maggard was having sex with her.

She said she was groggy from medication and unable to push him off her.

Hospital staff later told detectives that the type and dosage of medication she was on would have effects similar to GHB, a “rape drug” sometimes used by criminals to incapacitate a victim and affect her memory.

Nude dude can totally explain why he was fondling himself on his porch

Story is from Ohio. Snip:

He said,  "It's OK. I'm a nudist. It's hot out," according to the report.

Officers noticed a half-empty 40-once container of alcohol on the porch.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dwayne C. Johnson, who raped a 9-year-old girl

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Sentencing is set for tomorrow in Jackson County, the prosecutor's office reports. Johnson was convicted of grabbing a 9-year-old girl off a Kansas City street and raping her. It happened in 1996, but crime-scene evidence was matched to his DNA last year.

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

No trial for alleged john, age 94

Florida authorities have decided NOT to prosecute a 94-year-old man who allegedly paid an undercover officer for oral sex. Besides having dementia, the man "enjoys flirting with pretty women and never had any intention of paying for sex," his attorney asserts.

Luella McAdoo

Luella_2 McAdoo is accused of sexually assaulting a disabled man, 34, who's a friend of her family. Story is from Florida.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM

If you're going to meet a teenage girl for illegal sex ...

Dad

... maybe you shouldn't wear your "World's Greatest Dad" T-shirt.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Canada is surprisingly OK with drunken teenage sex

A Canadian man was accused of sexual assault because he allegedly had sex with a 14-year-old girl when he was 19. The judge partly cleared him because the girl drank so much that she might have given consent and then forgot, the judge explained.

But the guy ended up getting convicted anyway:

But McIntyre did find Niebergall guilty of sexual assault for placing his genitals on the girl's face after she passed out -- an act the offender captured on his cellphone camera and showed to co-workers.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!

OP woman gets house arrest for lying about sex with inmate

Jennifer Stambaugh used to work as a case manager for the Bureau of Prisons. She pleaded guilty a couple of months to lying to a DOJ investigator, who'd asked if she had ever had sex with an inmate while he was in custody. She has been sentenced to six months of house arrest, plus six months of probation and a $3K fine.

Princi-pals

In New York, the principal of a Catholic school is accused of having a "naked sexual romp" with two other men behind an abandoned house. (One of them allegedly ran off before police could arrest him.)

Monday, July 14, 2008

9 woman, 12 men arrested in "oral sex competition" at Greek resort

The ladies were charged with prostitution, the men with encouraging same.

Friday, July 11, 2008

20-year sentence in brutal KC rape

From Mark Morris:

O’Brian L. Jones pleaded guilty in May, admitting that he and another man repeatedly sexually assaulted the woman after breaking into her home. Afterward, Jones and his companion poured bleach over the woman and rubbed alcohol onto her body in an attempt to destroy DNA evidence they may have left behind.

Jones admitted to investigators that he watched a lot of crime scene investigation television programs.

The men also walked through the woman’s house with trash bags, stealing clothing from her children’s rooms, an X-box and food from her refrigerator. They drove her to her credit union and forced her to cash a $935 paycheck, which she earned as the night manager of a fast-food outlet.

Debra Lafave

Debra She's off house arrest, but still has years of probation ahead.

Ex-diplomat says there's a perfectly reasonable explanation why he had sex with those teenagers

A former U.S. consular officer has admitted to having sex with 14- to 17-year-old girls while stationed in Congo and Brazil and then taping the proceedings. (Which explains the child-porn rap.)

BUT!

He would like some leniency when he gets sentenced because girls tend to mature faster in those cultures, he explained ...

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Should sex offenders be allowed to have pornography?

Well, the Florida Supremes say yes, they can, so long as it isn't related to their "particular deviant behavior pattern," the Naked Politics blog reports.

The case involved an RSO who'd done time for lewd or lascivious battery to a 15-year-old boy. He was caught with porn featuring youngish-looking men, though nobody could prove they were underage. This was OK with the Florida Supremes ...

Monstrous

It's like the shade of Bob Berdella was walking the land again ...

UPDATE: Wisconsin trio planned to dig up corpse for sex

Originally, the charges were kicked because Wisconsin didn't a law against necrophilia. However, the Wisconsin Supremes now say it IS legal to charge someone with sexual assault, even if the victims are already dead. So the attempted-corpse-sex charges have been reinstated.

Former NY prosecutor had sex with teens, including daughter's boyfriend

Modica Beth Modica is getting two years for having sex with two teenage boys. Her attorney says it was "devastating" when her 16-year-old daughter said Ma should go to prison. Snip:

Modica cried as her daughter described pounding on a bathroom door while her mother seduced and performed oral sex on the boyfriend on the other side.

"We were competing for the same 15-year-old boy. What kind of person does this to her child? She should be punished for the awful things she has done," Danielle said during the courtroom proceeding. "I was betrayed by both of them."

At one point the judge said, "Your daughter's boyfriend? That's disgusting."

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!

Wednesday, July 09, 2008

Why can't all rapists be this stupid?

In Massachusetts, a rape victim was clever enough to ask her attacker for his phone number ... and being a giant monstrous idiot, he told her. He probably was vain enough to think she wanted to see him again.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!

UPDATE: KS mom accused of sex with teenage boy, 14

Story is from Columbus; the boy was working as a baby sitter. The woman, 23, has agreed to a plea deal -- she'll cop to a reduced felony count of attempted aggravated indecent liberties with a child. Sentencing hasn't happened yet, but she will be required to enroll as a registered sex offender.

Monday, July 07, 2008

Best lede ever

From the Boston Herald: "James Fong has been trapped inside houses of ill repute by giant naked trannies."

Saw this via Fark!

Thursday, July 03, 2008

The return of 'Giggles the Clown'

Clown This guy, "known in the community as Giggles the Clown," was arrested after explicit photos of him were found in the e-mail inbox of an underage girl -- he's on parole and living in Grand Junction, Colo.

| Sara Shepherd

Couple forms pregnancy pact with teen daughter

Did we have this already? This is really sick and awful:

A 15-year-old Brisbane girl's mother and step-father pleaded guilty to manipulating her into forming an agreement that she would bear them another child they "desperately wanted."

The court was told the girl initially used a syringe to try to artificially inseminate herself with her stepfather’s semen.

When this was unsuccessful, the man started having sex with the girl, then 15, up to three times a day at their home between April and August 2006.

| Sara Shepherd

Monk caught practicing 'self love' on bus

Happened in Taiwan, twice -- first on the bus at the paper museum, and then again later that day on the bus home from being released on bail.

| Sara Shepherd

Hat Tip: Thanks, You're a Mean Drunk R2D2!

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Thanks to DNA, another rapist goes down

This Kansas City man was sentenced for raping a woman while her 6-year-old child slept in bed next to her back in 1990. He got 18 years.

| Sara Shepherd

Naked-from-the-waist-down multi-tasker strikes again

It was reported the masked man was “fondling himself while smoking a cigarette." It's not the first time he's been spotted in this East Coast town.

| Sara Shepherd

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

CO woman has 2 kids by teenage boy -- gets 20 years PROBATION

The boy was 13 and 16 when each kiddo was conceived, the Rocky reports. From the prosecutor:

"I don't think there's any question that (if the gender roles were reversed) we'd be talking about a prison sentence here," Okubo said. "Frankly, her behavior is outrageous."

CA man gets 1,330 years for molesting two girls

From the defendant, who argues that he was railroaded:

"You guys are full of it," said an emotional Williams, who broke down and cried during his statement.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Should sex offenders be banned from volunteering at churches?

A new law takes effect next month in Georgia, and it would do exactly that. No church choir, no cooking for church meals, nothing, or else it's a 10- to 30-year sentence. Some sex offenders are suing to stop the law, saying it's unfair. A few churches oppose it, too, saying it contradicts their mission of forgiveness and rehabilitation. Lawmakers say they're trying to protect innocent people from RSOs who might relapse.

Friday, June 27, 2008

Romania allows 11-year-old rape victim to get abortion

She's 21 weeks along -- Romania allows abortion only through Week 14.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Golfer

Thursday, June 26, 2008

A new and entirely inappropriate use of a Taser

A Colorado man allegedly threatened to Taser his girlfriend unless she had sex with him, police said. (For any perverts taking notes at home, this did NOT work.) Snip from the Rocky:

Taylor's girlfriend told police that Taylor turned the Taser on and said to her, "I don't normally do this to anybody, but ..."

FL teacher, age 60, accused of sex with teen students

Mugshot after the jump ...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

"A brothel on wheels"

Talk about brazen ... Florida authorities say a madam had a bus drive around Miami Beach, picking up johns, who'd hop aboard for lap dances and other "paid sexual favors." Which is one way to pay for public transit, I guess ...

Guilty verdict for man who tortured, raped student over 19 hours

Story is from New York. The guy's attorney says his client, Robert Williams, wasn't fit to stand trial. I get the feeling the jury -- which heard about the attack in gruesome detail -- didn't feel terribly sympathetic. Snip:

the victim, who said the 31-year-old Williams made her swallow fistfuls of painkillers, ordered her to gouge out her eyes with scissors, sealed her lips with super glue and gagged her with duct tape before torching her apartment.

Monday, June 23, 2008

Dear Friends: Please stop having public orgies on our national beaches

Beachball In Massachusetts, park rangers say the incidents of public sex on the Cape's federal beaches have tripled in the last few years. Authorities say they're not dealing with the occasional frisky couple, but full-on public orgies. Snip:

A whale-watch boat captain carrying a boatload of tourists also reported seeing 20 to 30 nude men "playing around" near Wood End Lighthouse, another letter from August 2007 reported.

How would you like to have been the tour guide on THAT boat?

Lady dwarf pimp accused of turning out teenage runaway, NY police say

The alleged pimp's handle is "Shorty."

Friday, June 20, 2008

Right under their noses

An inmate doing life for sex crimes is now accused of molesting his own daughter IN THE PRISON VISITING ROOM. If it's true, be sure to thank the other inmates -- they're the ones who reported the guy.

A map of prostitution in Kansas City

It's from 2007, and it's combined with "suspicious person" calls, but still. Saw this via Well Hell Michelle!

Guilty verdict for the Westport rapist

From Joe Lambe:

A Jackson County jury on Thursday found Shy Bland guilty of 12 rapes, five attempted rapes and 14 other charges.

Bland, 52, was convicted of crimes attributed to the so-called Westport rapist, who terrorized the city by assaulting at least a dozen women more than two decades ago.

The victims, 21 to 40 years old, lived alone or with children in Westport or the West Plaza areas near where Bland lived. He stalked them and most often entered their homes through windows late at night wearing a mask and with a knife in his hand.

He raped one woman as she clung to her baby daughter. Another who fought him suffered bruises and a broken nose but escaped.

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Man offers $1, single cigarette for sex, police say

From the Union Leader in New Hampshire:

"Please, I haven't had sex in four years," Ali Yare Khalid, 21, of 375 Merrimack St., begged the woman, an undercover police officer, according to Capt. Richard Valenti.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

KC man found covered in baby oil, exposing himself -- 3rd time in 3 years, police say

From Christine Vendel:

Kansas City police arrested a partially naked man covered in baby oil Monday after he allegedly exposed himself to a woman outside a daycare center.

It was the third time in three years that police pulled over Larry D. Booker, 53, and found him glistening in oil. The previous incidents occurred in January in Kansas City and in 2005 in Lenexa.

Jackson County prosecutors have not yet charged Booker with Monday’s alleged exposure, but police locked him up on a warrant for failing to appear in court for his January charge.

The latest incident occurred about 8:30 a.m. Monday, when a 47-year-old female motorist saw a man get out of his vehicle in front of a daycare center in the 6100 block of the Paseo wearing a white robe and nylon stocking cap. The man opened his robe, exposing his genitals, and returned to his vehicle, the woman told police.

A few minutes later, a police captain who had heard of the incident pulled Booker over near 62nd Street and Tracy Avenue. Booker wore a white robe, no shirt and black sweat pants, and he was slathered in baby oil, according to a police report.

Monday, June 16, 2008

OK, we've found something even viler ...

A Pennsylvania man accused of raping a 13-year-old girl says he's innocent because his genitalia is too big. (The rape kit found no tears or injuries, the local TV station reports.) His attorney wants a plastic cast taken of the man's privates so it can be shown to the jury.

"It started out when I interviewed people who knew my client on a personal basis who said that I should know that he was absolutely unusually, almost a freak of nature," Gold said.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, JUNGLE JIM and kmb

The most disturbing paragraph you'll read today

From the Oxford Mail:

The 32-year-old twice stripped naked from the waist down, crouched on all fours on a towel in woodland near Bicester and encouraged four girls to kick him in the groin until he could no longer handle the pain.

Saw this via Fark!

2 more sex-abuse lawsuits filed against local KC diocese

From The AP:

One of the lawsuits makes claims against Monsignor Thomas O’Brien, who has been named in at least a dozen other similar cases, The Kansas City Star reported. It was filed by the mother of a man who died in 1999 in a car accident.

The second case accuses Earl Johnson, a member of the Capuchin order, of sexually abusing another man 30 years ago.

Friday, June 13, 2008

R. Kelly, Acquitted

I really didn't expect him to beat this one ...

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Tam!

Just how private is a public bathroom, anyway?

Toilet Nine guys were arrested during a sex sting in a Sears bathroom in Daytona Beach last year, but one of them has gotten most of the evidence thrown out. The judge says that, when the defendant entered the toilet, he had a reasonable expectation of privacy. (No matter what the undercover officer saw through the gaps in the stalls.) Snip:

“If someone goes into a restroom, closes that restroom door, they are then expecting themselves to be removed from the remainder of society,” defense attorney Mike Lambert said.

This could end up wiping out the other defendants' cases, too ...

Attacker put knife to baby's throat, rape victim says

From The Star:

A 28-year-old woman told police that an acquaintance raped her early Thursday in the 1500 block of Lexington Court. The woman said she had met him Wednesday and allowed him into her home. About 3:20 a.m. Thursday, he put a knife to her 7-week-old baby’s throat and demanded sex, she said, before raping her and stealing her purse.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Dear Sexy Moms ...

We know you have a hard time resisting the raw physical magnetism of sweaty, pimple-faced teenagers, but for the good of everyone involved, please try. Otherwise, you might end up like these two ladies.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Kevin!

Timing is everything

An Australian woman was having problems with a stalker who kept harassing her by cellphone. His latest attack? A video of himself masturbating, which he sent to her cellphone.

Of course, it arrived while she was at police headquarters, filing a complaint ...

Hat Tip: Many thanks, You're A Mean Drunk R2D2!

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Charges dropped against MO pastor after accusers back out

Story is from Pineville and involved allegations of sexual abuse at Grand Valley Independent Baptist Church in McDonald County. The alleged victims have backed out of the case because of publicity and because they didn't want to go through the scrutiny of a trial, the Joplin Globe reports.

Tuesday, June 10, 2008

"Priest gets probation for nude beach groping"

That headline is courtesy of the SF Chronicle -- it just couldn't be improved upon. The gropee here was a sheriff's deputy; it sounds like he was undercover, or as undercover as one can be at a nude beach. The priest has been banned from the area, which is named Pirates Cove.

Is this man the Westport Rapist?

Bland Joe Lambe has a piece on the trial of Shy Bland, who's accused of sexually assaulting a dozen women in 1985 and 1986. KCPD believes he's the infamous Westport Rapist, a particularly violent attacker who would break into women's homes and force them into sex.

A lot of the case hinges on DNA evidence, which the defense plans to attack. Snip:

Defense lawyer Theresa Lininger-Morman told jurors that the attacks happened in another era, a time when Ronald Reagan was president and the Royals won a World Series.

When DNA testing did not exist, police knew nothing about how to preserve evidence to keep it from being contaminated, she said. Some of the lab testing that was available then contradicted the later DNA results, she said.

Monday, June 09, 2008

The worst thing you're going to read today

The New York Times reports on a woman who was raped and tortured for 19 hours:

The accused, Robert A. Williams, 31, had doused the woman’s face and body with boiling water and bleach, forced her to swallow handfuls of pills and to chase them with beer, sealed her mouth with glue, and bound her wrists and legs with shoelaces, cords and duct tape, said the prosecutor, Ann P. Prunty. And now, Ms. Prunty said, he was asking the woman to gouge out her own eyes with a pair of scissors.

And so the woman, sitting on the floor of her studio apartment in Hamilton Heights and holding a pair of scissors between her knees — the blade pointing toward her face — tried to stop the suffering. She lowered her face to the blade, but turned her head at the last moment, trying to stab herself in the neck instead of her eyes.

The scissors slipped from her grasp, the suicide attempt failed, and the woman suffered several more hours of torture, Ms. Prunty said.

He wanted her blind so she wouldn't be able to identify him, police say.

When is a rape NOT a rape?

If you missed it, Tony Rizzo had a good story this weekend talking about a case we've debated here before. It's the story about a woman in Nebraska who says she was raped -- even though the judge in her case refused to let her use that word or terms like "victim" or "assailant."

The judge and the defense say it isn't fair for an accuser to describe something as a rape if nobody's proven that it was, in fact, a rape. But victims advocate say it's also wrong to soften testimony by describing a sexual assault as "intercourse."

Nobody gets out alive

Like a lot of states, Minnesota has a process called "civil commitment" -- they'll take a convicted sex offender, and if experts believe there's a high chance they'll reoffend, the convict gets put into a state-controlled rehab program until he's cured, even if it takes years and years beyond the original sentence.

It's been 14 years, and nobody's "graduated," the Star-Trib reports. The only ones who "complete" the program are the guys who, well, die in custody.

That's not a huge problem, if you want to just lock them up and throw away the key. But it costs about THREE TIMES as much to "treat" these guys. Maybe we should check into buying them an island.

Friday, June 06, 2008

Child-porn convict asks judge a favor

The defendant -- a State Department employee who had sex with teenage girls while posted overseas and filmed the proceedings -- is asking the judge if he'll preside over a courtroom wedding before he sentences the man to prison. We've been assured the bride is over 21.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Goshel!

Thursday, June 05, 2008

FL judge compliments defendant who flashed teen girls

The flasher -- who's been convicted of the same damn thing once before -- presented his own defense, which the judge thought was awesome. Snip:

"I'm sorry to have to announce that my finding is guilty of the main charge," he said.

Oh, well. Maybe they can be pen pals.

It's a great day to be Warren Jeffs

Jeffs The FLDS peeps call him the Prophet, but I tend to favor "El Jeffe." Anywho, Arizona authorities have dropped four of the eight charges against him there. Snip from AP:

Mohave County Superior Court Judge Steven Conn dismissed the charges on Wednesday at the request of the defense, finding that a state incest law does not apply to the arranged marriages of two teenage girls and their older male relatives.

Conn ruled the law only applies if both participants in the sexual activity are older than 18, and that the law does not apply to half cousins.

See? Everything's cool -- the girls were all younger than 18.

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Tam!

(AP Photo/Douglas C. Pizac, File)

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

Robin Forbes

Dude

Forbes, a man who presents himself as a woman, is accused of fondling elderly women at a Florida church.

Hat Tip: Saw this via QuizLaw!

OP man acquitted of molesting girl at Northland casino

From Glenn Rice:

A Clay County jury on Tuesday acquitted an Overland Park man who was accused of molesting a 9-year-old girl inside a restroom at the Ameristar Casino Hotel.

The jury took less than an hour to return the not guilty verdict against Zia Uddin. Authorities had accused Uddin of assaulting the girl on Aug. 31 while her mother was in a restroom stall at the casino at 8201 N.E. Birmingham Road.

David Kelly, defense attorney for Uddin, said his client erroneously went into the restroom and no assault occurred. Uddin was in the women’s restroom for only 20 seconds, Kelly said. “We are gratified the jury saw the evidence for what it was,” he said.

The most disturbing thing I've read today (so far)

From U.S. Attorney Eric Melgren's Office in a release about a Topeka man accused of child porn:

According to court records, Potts became the subject of an investigation in September 2006 when investigators learned that he had told a woman he met through a telephone dating service that he would like to have children with her that he could “deflower.”

Hat Tip: Many thanks, Rizzo

Tuesday, June 03, 2008

A KC tie to the R. Kelly case?

That's what Tony's is reporting ...

Monday, June 02, 2008

Guilty verdict in KC rape from 2000

From Tony Rizzo:

Ray Anthony Slaughter, 38, was linked to the assault when a DNA sample he gave after an arrest in California matched DNA evidence from the June 2000 assault.

The woman, who was 19 at the time, testified last week in Jackson County Circuit Court that Slaughter raped her and threatened to kill her if she told anyone. Slaughter testified that the encounter was consensual.

Although the victim immediately reported the attack, charges were not filed until 2006 when the DNA match was made while Slaughter was imprisoned in California on drug charges.

The telltale mole

Kelly So the attorney for R. Kelly makes a big deal about the fingernail-size mole on his client's back. The lawyer goes so far to say that, if the guy on the sex tape doesn't have the mole, it simply cannot be R. Kelly.

Oops ...

Friday, May 30, 2008

DNA samples taken from polygamist leader

The latest on jailed polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs (the subject of yesterday's "deep kissing" photos).

Authorities took his DNA in connection with a criminal investigation involving "spiritual marriages to four girls --- when they were ages 12, 12, 14 and 14.

The DNA samples will allow authorities to determine whether he is the father of the children born to underage mothers, according to the court documents.

| Sara Shepherd

Animals confiscated after sex tape (involving one of them) surfaces

It seems a little early in the morning for this kind of thing, but here goes:

A Palm Beach Gardens man and his mother, a middle school science teacher, are permanently barred from owning or possessing animals, a judge ruled Thursday after watching a short film of the man having sex in his bedroom with a German shepherd.

Apparently the mother, who said she had no knowlege of the acts, is banned from owning pets forever.

| Sara Shepherd

Hat tip: Thanks, aqua!

Child dominatrix case: Two plead not guilty

The latest development in that case out of Blue Springs:

A man and woman made initial federal court appearances Thursday to face charges that they sold a child to work as a sexual dominatrix, both online and in person.

| Sara Shepherd

Bathroom reading: Sen. to write book on airport arrest

Larry_craigRemember Larry Craig, the senator who got arrested for playing footsie in the men's room...with a man who turned out to be an undercover police officer trying to crack down on lewd behavior there? He's coming out with a book.

He says it will focus on the "state of politics" in Washington. But his personal story, including the bathroom incident, will be in there.

Note: I stole my headline from the story.

| Sara Shepherd

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Most messed-up. Wedding pictures. Ever.

Nancy Grace takes on case photos that allegedly show polygamist sect leader Warren Jeffs "deep kissing" child brides -- one of them is a 12-year-old.

| Sara Shepherd

Wednesday, May 28, 2008

Sorry, if you molest a kid, you can't be a teacher in Kansas

Kansas has tightened its laws to bar those convicted of child-related offenses from getting or renewing a teaching license. The other big change? A DUI rap will no longer permanently bar someone from working as a teacher.

Wednesday, May 21, 2008