Meanest. Female soccer player. Ever.

A University of New Mexico soccer player has been suspended after unsportsmanlike conduct (ie: pretty much assaulting people) on the field during a tournament game against BYU.

You can read the story here. But really, the video says it all. Yikes.

| Sara Shepherd

Naked pole-vaulter takes Paris

He wanted to draw attention to his, um, sport. I think you'd get arrested for trying to pull this off here, but Paris is more laissez-faire about a lot of things:

The musclebound 31-year-old is seen loping through the streets with his pole as if preparing for a vault at tourist spots like Montmartre and the Pont des Arts across the river Seine. Vous n'avez encore rien vu...

| Sara Shepherd