What are we to do with the folks who run the ABC network? Praise
them on high for bringing a controversial drama about Catholic faith
to television? Or boil them in oil for not airing one of that show's
many fine episodes because it featured a gay priest with AIDS?
Reports surfaced this month that ABC has been sitting on an
episode of "Nothing Sacred" titled "HIV Priest, Film at 11."
In it Father Ray (Kevin Anderson) learns that his old friend
from seminary days, who was keeping his HIV-positive status a secret,
has developed AIDS and in despair has run away from his parish
duties.
Until a few videotapes of the episode made it to newspaper
reporters, the "HIV Priest" episode seemed doomed to spending
eternity on the network shelf. But ABC officials are now promising to
try to work it onto the schedule this spring when "Nothing Sacred"
returns from yet another hiatus.
Having seen "HIV Priest," I'm not sure why ABC chose to hold
this episode, yet aired a much more incendiary episode on abortion
last fall.
John Michael Higgins is outstanding as AIDS-infected Father
Jesse. Higgins is probably best known to TV viewers for playing David
Letterman in the 1996 HBO movie "The Late Shift. " Here, as the
wisecracking Father Jesse, he is Trapper John to Ray's Hawkeye
Pierce. The two spend so much time pummeling each other with punch
lines that you forget briefly there's a war going on - a war for
Father Jesse's soul.
Jesse is convinced it's only a matter of time before the
monsignor kicks him out of the parish.
He tells Ray he's terrified at the prospect of job-hunting
because he feels unqualified to do anything. Ray helps him to see
that, if anything, Jesse's overqualified for most jobs he'll be
offered.
The problem, Jesse admits, is that the priesthood isn't a job at
all. "It was my life," he says, using the past tense. "It was
everything to me."
The episode concludes with a decisive scene at the priests'
weekly poker game attended by the monsignor. In the intimate coda
that follows, Jesse and Ray serve each other Communion.
Week after week "Nothing Sacred" displays a rare talent for
pursuing tough social and ecclesiastical issues while always knowing
when to release the comedy valve. "HIV Priest, Film at 11" is no
exception.
In the job-discussion scene Ray translates a priest's duties into
modern business lingo:
"I manage a franchise for a major multinational corporation
headquartered in Rome," he says.
"What do you do all day? " Jesse asks.
"I facilitate group workshops with an emphasis on the search for
personal meaning."
"Mass," guesses Jesse.
"You got it."
Everybody in this show gets something interesting to say - even
the repairman who's come in to look at the church organ and looks
like he just stepped off the set of "This Is Spinal Tap."
But the humorless detractors who want "Nothing Sacred" taken
off the air always manage to see blasphemy and insufficient respect
for authority oozing out of the show's scripts.
The head of the Catholic League, the show's most obsessed hater,
accuses the creators of "Nothing Sacred" of being "caught in a
time warp" and having a "reactionary lament for the 1960s" - as if
the church today isn't riven by conflict over hot-button issues like
abortion and the role of women. As if diversity were a nonissue in
the church, and the show's critics weren't sitting in a hermetically
sealed 1950s-vintage crypt of their own.
The protesters have apparently succeeded in driving top
advertisers from the show, as evidenced by the ads for Time-Life
Books and Colonial Penn life insurance - sponsors usually seen only
on cable TV - who have bought commercial time on "Nothing Sacred"
recently.
But they haven't stopped ABC from ordering a full 21 episodes of
the show, and that, says series co-creator and Executive Producer
David Manson, means a lot, even if "HIV Priest" never appears on
the network.
"The show has had problems with sponsorship, and yet ABC has
continued to run the show," Manson said Thursday in a phone
interview from the "Nothing Sacred" set in Canoga Park, Calif.,
where he was preparing to film the show's 16th episode. "They've
taken an economic bath, but in general, they've not buckled under to
the pressures that have been brought to bear by the Catholic League
and others. So I think it's important to acknowledge that, generally
speaking, they've been very progressive."
That said, Manson is puzzled over the singling out of this
episode.
"I think the piece is rather benign about its subject matter,"
Manson said. "This is not about the specifics of his sex life. This
is about a man trying to deal with the sense of shame over having
broken his vows and Ray's attempt to bring him back to the proverbial
table, literally and figuratively. And it's about one of the things
our show tends to be about, which is cultural inclusion.
"I have to say that when you identify something as taboo you
give it power, and by not running the episode ABC may be
unintentionally creating what it fears, which is more tension and
more controversy."
ABC Entertainment President Jamie Tarses told a press gathering
earlier this month that the "HIV Priest" episode would probably
surface before the end of the season, although she won't say when.
"Nothing Sacred" will return after the February ratings "sweep,"
probably in the 8 p.m. time slot Saturday left by "Cracker," which
was canceled this week.
A new cast member, Jennifer Beals of "Flashdance" fame, will
join St. Thomas parish as director of religious education.
Another bit of good news: Twentieth Television, which produces
"Nothing Sacred" for ABC, announced this week it will be shopping
reruns of the program around to broadcasters and cable companies.
Usually a show must accumulate more critical mass, so to speak, to be
considered for syndication. But the accolades for "Nothing Sacred"
suggest that it will do well in niche TV, where it doesn't need to
attract network-sized audiences.
