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"Turn Ben Stein On," as the title of this talk show suggests, and it may be hard to turn him off. A new set of shows featuring the self-absorbed game-show host debuts at 9:30 tonight on Comedy Central. Stein's guest is Drew Carey, who usually would have a lot to talk about except he's competing every step of the way with the host. Tonight hear Ben wax about a long-ago job at the Commerce Department, the virtues of flying first class, compliments paid to him by cute German girls and his childhood dream of running General Motors. Then hear him ask Carey such questions as, "Would you rather be a TV star or a Marine?" Also tonight A&E brings the Emmy-winning ABC series "Murder One" back to television at 8. The show's 23 first-season episodes will air Thursdays, including a never-before-seen episode Aug. 10. @ART CAPTION:Carey (left) with Stein @ART:Photo (color) >>>