The new fall shows; TV's freshman class, sorted by major

CRIME CSI: Miami (CBS, 9/23) Premise: Spin-off stars David Caruso as a detective named Horatio. Looks like: "CSI" on a bigger budget. Without a Trace (CBS, 9/26) Premise: Elite division solves kidnappings. Looks like: "CSI" without corpses. Boomtown (NBC, 9/29) Premise: Unusual format shows manhunt from various points of view. Looks like: A winner. Hack (CBS, 9/27) Premise: Ex-cop drives cab, solves crimes. Looks like: A yawner. Robbery Homicide Division (CBS, 9/27) Premise: When homicide alone just isn't enough. Looks like: "Miami Vice" for a new millennium. WOMEN LAWYER SHOWS Girls club (Fox, 10/21) Premise: Sexy women star in producer David E. Kelley's latest legal fantasy. Looks like: "L.A. Law" goes north. Just Cause (Pax) Premise: Ex-felon solves crimes living in halfway house. Looks like: A bad Lifetime movie. MEDICAL SHOWS Body & Soul (Pax, 8 p.m. Mondays) Premise: Alternative healer meets traditional doctors. Looks like: The worst Lifetime movie ever. Presidio Med (CBS, 9/24) Premise: Women doctors. Looks like: "Strong Medicine." MDs (ABC, 9/25) Premise: Renegade doctors take on HMO and hospital establishment. Looks like: "M*A*S*H" for our times. FANTASY Birds of Prey (WB, 10/9) Premise: Three beautiful young superheroes take on the Joker and others. Looks like: "Charmed" meets DC Comics. Fastlane (Fox) Premise: Two cops forced to live like playboys to snare bad guys. Looks like: "I Spy the Fast and Furious Rush Hour." Firefly (Fox) Premise: A Western set 500 years in the future. Looks like: A Western set 500 years in the future. Dinotopia (ABC, 10/10) Premise: Series based on telepic about kids who walk with dinosaurs. Looks like: The movie, probably; Disney hasn't released an episode yet. PSYCHIC WHODUNITS Haunted (UPN, 9/24) Premise: Voice in ex-cop's head helps him solve crimes. Looks like: "Profiler" meets "America's Most Wanted." John Doe (Fox) Premise: Mystery man uses encyclopedic knowledge to solve crimes. Looks like: "Monk" meets "Pretender." 'QUIRKY' SHOWS Everwood (WB) Premise: Doctor moves kids from NYC to odd mountain town. Looks like: "Dawson's Creek" meets "Northern Exposure." Push, Nevada (ABC) Premise: Help IRS agent find missing loot in bizarro burg, win prizes. Looks like: The "Twin Peaks" scavenger hunt. COMEDIES ABOUT FAMILIES TALKING TYKES DIVISION Life With Bonnie (ABC) Premise: Local TV anchor and family live out-of-control lives. Looks like: The last two Bonnie Hunt shows, but zanier. Family Affair (WB) Premise: Swinging bachelor and English butler inherit three orphans. Looks like: The original "Family Affair" but ritzier. Still Standing (CBS, 9/30) Premise: Former high school hell-raisers now raise two kids. Looks like: Every other CBS Monday-night comedy. COMEDIES ABOUT FAMILIES TEEN-AGER DIVISION 8 Simple Rules (ABC) Premise: Dad tries to manage two teen-age daughters. Looks like: Live-action "Daria." What I Like About You (Fox) Premise: Amanda Bynes moves in with big sis Jennie Garth. Looks like: Slapsticky "Gilmore Girls." Greetings From Tucson (WB) Premise: Foibles of extended Hispanic family. Looks like: "George Lopez" from kid's point of view. The Grubbs (Fox, 11/3) Premise: Dad's on disability, a creep - and role model. Looks like: Low-rent "Unhappily Ever After." COMEDIES ABOUT FAMILIES GROWN-UPS DIVISION Hidden Hills (NBC, 9/24) Premise: Married life in the suburbs. Looks like: "For Your Love" minus the laugh track. In-Laws (NBC, 9/24) Premise: Newlyweds move in with her folks. Looks like: A younger "Everybody Loves Raymond." Bram and Alice (CBS, 10/6) Premise: Womanizing author shares apartment with daughter. Looks like: Bookish "Frasier." Half and Half (UPN, 9/23) Premise: Half sisters live in Daddy's apartment building. Looks like: A gumbo of UPN's other Monday-night comedies. WORKPLACE COMEDIES Less Than Perfect (ABC, 10/1) Premise: Temp worker becomes network anchor's assistant. Looks like: "Drew Carey" meets "Just Shoot Me." Good Morning, Miami (NBC, 9/26) Premise: Producer takes over lousy AM show. Looks like: The first cancellation of the 2002 season. VARIETY Cedric the Entertainer Presents (fox) Premise: Beer pitchman performs in sketches. Looks like: "The Flip Wilson Show," but Cedric can sing. OLD TV SHOWS BECOME NEW TV SHOWS American Dreams (NBC, 9/29) Premise: Girl in 1960s Philly becomes "Bandstand" regular. Looks like: Teeny-bopper "Big Chill." Twilight Zone (UPN) Premise: New tales from the Rod Serling storybook. Looks remarkably like: The old "Twilight Zone." THOSE '80S SHOWS Do Over (WB) Premise: Loser in his 30s gets to go back and relive teen years. Looks like: "That Was Then." That Was Then (ABC, 9/27) Premise: Loser in his 30s gets to go back and relive teen years. Looks like: "Do Over." @ART CAPTION:Newcomers ready to hit the road to prime-time stardom include (clockwise from left) "Cedric the Entertainer"; Derek Cecil in "Push, Nevada"; Kaley Cuoco and Amy Davidson in "8 Simple Rules"; Mykelti Williamson in "Boomtown"; Bill Bellamy and Peter Facinelli in "Fastlane"; and Giancarlo Esposito, Kathleen Robertson, Gretchen Mol and Chyler Leigh in "girls club." @ART:Photos (6) @ART CREDIT:Photo illustration and listings graphic by TODD RECTOR/The Kansas City Star; Photos courtesy Fox, ABC and NBC @ART CAPTION:Prime-time lineup @ART:Graphic