Patton Oswalt in the morning zoo with a rifle

It's been a while since I checked in on comedian and "King of Queens" regular Patton Oswalt's web site. He's not blogging as fast and furious as he once was, but I found this page, which is a terrific eye into the morose world of morning radio (think birthday clowns for adults) as well as a guide to the five things you do not want to ask Patton next time he's on your show:

Link: Patton Oswalt | Hey Mr. Deejay, Please Shoot Yourself in the Face.