And two people to hold down his wig

Winning the war on terror requires more than just grit, intelligence and high-tech weapons. You need good lighting, too.

That’s what we TV critics learned Wednesday from newsman Ted Koppel during his satellite transmission from Guantanamo Bay, Cuba.

“Sometimes even those of us who are in it have to marvel at how much effort and combined effort it takes to put a live shot like this on the air,” said Koppel, who was promoting his upcoming specials for the Discovery Channel.

While he spoke, the camera pulled back to reveal a gaggle of people hoisting a giant reflector over him, so the sunlight wouldn’t cast an ugly glare off his forehead.

The wide shot got a big laugh as critics cast their eyes on three members of the military, arms over their heads, holding the giant sun-blocker in a gusty wind.