TV Barn's TV Picks for Mar. 28

OH MY GOD, THEY THUMBTACKED KENNY!
Matt Stone & Trey Parker have an autographed photo of whom on their office wall?

A) Hillary Clinton
B) Isaac Hayes
C) Saddam Hussein
D) Jerry Mathers
E) Charles Schulz

[Come on down to the bottom of the column and have  yourself a time with the correct answer.]

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TV Barn's TV Picks for Wednesday, March 28, 2007
by Tom Heald with Jon Delfin
All times Eastern
For PBS programs, check local listings




7:30 p.m.
"Access Granted" (BET): Paul Wall

8 p.m.
Premature labor and post-traumatic stress disorder hit "Jericho" (CBS) like Mike Tyson love-tapped Robin Givens.

Bribes start mysteriously appearing in players' lockers on "Friday Night Lights" (NBC). Deal or no deal?

"America's Next Top Model" (CW) learns what not to wear.

"Bones" (Fox) helps piece together a church cemetery after it's flooded by a broken water main.

"The Great American Dream Vote" (ABC)
"Journey to Planet Earth" (PBS): "The State of the Ocean's Animals"
"That's Gotta Hurt" (TLC): "Collisions & Falls"
"Saints & Sinners" (MyNetworkTV)
"Most Shocking" (Court): "Dangerous Drivers 2"
       
9 p.m.
Gwen Stefani pretends to care about "American Idol" (Fox).

"Crossing Jordan" (NBC) critically errs in a case of a pregnant woman and her missing fetus. What are they gonna do to punish her? Put her opposite "American Idol"?

Coaching's easy, "According to Jim" (ABC).

"The Boomer Century: 1946-2046" (PBS), a.k.a. "Here's Boomer."

"Most Evil" (Discovery Times)

9:30 p.m.
WORST SHOW IN THIS TIME SLOT: TIE
* "'Til Death" (Fox) gets a new coffeemaker.
* "In Case of Emergency" (ABC) courts disaster.

"CBS News on Logo" (Logo): "Money Matters"

10 p.m.
Sun learns the truth about her attempted kidnapping on "Lost" (ABC).

Hillary Clinton campaigns in "South Park" (Comedy Central). As if she hasn't suffered enough being married to Bill?

Possession is nine tenths of "Medium" (NBC).

"Top Design" (Bravo) does room service for a hotel.

Docudrama "Sophie Scholl: The Final Days" (Sundance) is followed at midnight by the new documentary "Sophie Scholl: In Defiance of All Powers."

"Naked Science" (National Geographic): "Deep Space Probes" (Stop snickering.)

"Sit Down Comedy With David Steinberg" (TV Land): Ray Romano
"Modern Marvels" (History): "Dams"
"Decoding Disaster" (Discovery Times)
"The Real World: Denver" (MTV)
"Cheerleader U." (WE)
"My Model Looks Better Than Your Model" (BETJ)

10:30 p.m.
A heat wave hits the "Halfway Home" (Comedy Central).

"Road Rules: Viewers' Revenge" (MTV)


TALK TO ME
* Rose: Drs. Paul Nurse, Lenny Guarente, Richard Weindruch, Jay Olshansky, Cynthia Kenyon, Bob Butler, Sue Levkoff: "Exploring the Science of Living Longer"
* Gov. Bill Richardson is Chevy Chase and "The Daily Show" is not.
* Tavis books Jane Arraf and Anne Lamott (Dan-o).
* Jabari Asim conquers "The Colbert Report."
* Sure, Isla Fisher is on with Letterman, but how does this affect me, Al Franken?
* Hilary Swank, Carlos Mencia and Gym Class Heroes steal into the night with Jay.
* Jimmy has a leg up on the competition thanks to Heather Mills, Laura Prepon and Young Buck.
* Sigourney Weaver, Kal Penn and the Ataris burst onto Craig's set.


YOU BASTERS!
U.S. soldiers "honored" the duo with a signed photo of C) Saddam Hussein.

-- posted by Jon Delfin