I NEVER SAUSAGE A THING
Who's the richest man in Buffalo?
A) Sgt. Bilko
B) The Born Loser
C) Al Bundy
D) Buffalo Bill
E) The Winner
[In for a penny, in for a scroll down to the bottom of the column.]
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TV Barn's TV Picks for Tuesday, March 6, 2007
by Tom Heald with Jon Delfin
All times Eastern
For PBS programs, check local listings
6:30 p.m.
"The Fairly OddParents" (Nickelodeon)
7:30 p.m.
"Hotwyred" (BET)
8 p.m.
Lane goes into labor on "Gilmore Girls" (CW). See, if the original show runners were still involved, this woulda been during sweeps.
Make sure your wife watches Fox, lest she see you on "Dateline: To Catch a Predator" (NBC).
The dudes serenade with the music of Andy Breckman on "American Idol" (Fox).
"Barbarians II" (History): "Tenor Saxons"
"Taste of America With Mark DeCarlo" (Travel)
9 p.m.
UNNECESSARY MUSICIAN WHOSE MUSIC FRAT BOYS SMOKE WEED TO PATROL
"House" (Fox): Dave Matthews. Plot: A secret from House's past soothes his scratchy throat. Oh wait, my mistake, that was a "Sucret" from his past.
With a name like Smuckers, it has to be dollar store wine on "Dirty Jobs" (Discovery).
TELE-GEBRA
"Charlie's Angels" x "The Archies" + Tyra Banks = "Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" (CW), reason #482 that I don't even own a television set.
Ann Coulter makes fun of "PrimeTime: The Outsiders" (ABC).
"John Ratzenberger's Made in America" (Travel)
"Ancient Discoveries" (History): "Chinese Warfare (No MSG!)"
9:30 p.m.
"Bam's Unholy Union" (MTV)
10 p.m.
"Miami Ink" (TLC) heads to "Bella Boot Camp," which as we all know translates into English as "Pretty; Boat; Overacting."
"Dirt" (FX) recovers from the hostage situation by having implausible, non-erotic sex.
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" (Bravo) entice on Playboy Radio. Oh yeah, shake it where nobody can see it, mama.
"The Agency" (VH1) starts scouting the South.
"College Hill" (BET; season premiere, also 10:30)
"Survive This" (Discovery; also 10:30): "Disaster at 4,000 Feet" & "Train vs. Semi"
"The Bad Girls Club" (Oxygen)
"Firepower" (Military)
"Two-A-Days" (MTV)
"ECW" (Sci Fi)
10:30 p.m.
"Rachael Ray's Tasty Travels" (Food): "Italian Style"
"The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" (Oxygen)
11 p.m.
"King of Cars" (A&E)
"BodogFight" (ION)
TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MOVIE
More talk show information is available at www.interbridge.com/lineupsdate.html.
* Rose: Jeffrey Toobin on the Scooter Libby verdict; Matt Cooper, Robert Novak, Chris Hill
* Richard Jadick does the limbo with Jon.
* Tom Morello waltzes with Tavis.
* Mark Frauenfelder twists with Stephen.
* Poppy Montgomery, Jeremy Roenick and Paul Morrissey tap dance with Craig.
I'M A LOSER, BABY
While the series looks back on his "wonder years" in 1994, E) "The Winner" eventually succeeds, according to the show's opening credits.
-- posted by Jon Delfin
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