MEOW MEOW MEOW, VERY MUCH
Which is not one of the mini-operas presented on "Mister Rogers' Neighborhood"?
A) "A Star for Kitty"
B) "A Granddad for Daniel"
C) "Josephine, the Short-Necked Giraffe"
D) "Lady Bunny's Nightmare"
E) "Pineapples & Tomatoes"
[Take the trolley down to the neighborhood of answer-believe at the bottom of the column.]
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TV Barn's TV Picks for Tuesday, March 13, 2007
by Tom Heald with Jon Delfin
All times Eastern
For PBS programs, check local listings
8 p.m.
Diana Ross' latest album isn't selling well and everyone seems to be thrilled with the unflattering, thinly veiled "Dreamgirls." Cue image-rejiggering "American Idol" (Fox; two hours) appearance. Next week, the songs of Ann Coulter.
Relive the crash-and-burning of Republican congressional campaigns as "Dateline: To Catch a Predator: Top Ten Takedowns" (NBC) offers pedophile nostalgia.
"American Heiress" (MyNetworkTV) becomes the first soap opera ever to center around a blonde bimbo.
"Air Emergency" (National Geographic): "Miracle Escape"
"UFC Unleashed" (Spike; also 9)
"Emeril Live" (Food): "Tiki Time With Sam Choy"
"Taste of America With Mark DeCarlo" (Travel)
9 p.m.
Why is porn bad? "PrimeTime: The Outsiders" (ABC) explains by showing ... blurred episodes of "Red Shoe Diaries."
A series of shocking murders haunt the San Francisco Bay area as the "Pussycat Dolls Present: The Search for the Next Doll" (CW).
PETE REPEAT
BBC America reairs the first two episodes of "Robin Hood" (also 10), now that all of that positive buzz has made you sorry you missed them.
"Dirty Jobs" (Discovery): "Steam Ship Cleaner"
"John Ratzenberger's Made in America" (Travel)
"The Final Report" (National Geographic; also 10): Ruby Ridge; O.J. Simpson
9:30 p.m.
"Bam's Unholy Union" (MTV)
10 p.m.
Beck makes pink see red at "The Agency" (VH1).
"The Real Housewives of Orange County" (Bravo) gets therapy, a mere 30 episodes too late.
TELE-GEBRA
"The Amazing Race" x "Wrestlemania" x (Dom DeLuise + Burt Reynolds) ?eter DeLuise + Ryan Reynolds) = "Bullrun" (Spike)
"Costas NOW" (HBO) explores revenue sharing.
It's all about Eve on "Dirt" (FX). (Whither Adam.)
"Miami Ink" (TLC) visits a psychic.
"Pride of Pampa" (MSNBC)
"College Hill" (BET)
"Outlaugh Festival on Wisecrack" (Logo)
"The Bad Girls Club" (Oxygen)
"Firepower" (Military)
"Two-A-Days" (MTV)
"ECW" (Sci Fi)
10:30 p.m.
"The Janice Dickinson Modeling Agency" (Oxygen)
11 p.m.
"Wrestling Society X" (MTV)
"BodogFight" (ION)
"Broken Vows" (MSNBC)
TALK SCHLOCK
* Rose: Chuck Close
* John Waters creeps out "The Daily Show."
* Michael Eric Dyson vacuums at The Colbert Report."
* Jeff Goldblum, Barbara McQueen and the Good, the Bad and the Queen curtsy with Dave.
* Sandra Bullock, Andy Richter and Evanescence see Jay in a vision.
* Brad Garrett, Julian McMahon and Ted Nugent nip and/or tuck Jimmy.
* Chris Rock, Christopher Meloni and Mary Weiss give Conan 15 minutes.
* Tommy Morrison and Hellogoodbye greet Carson.
MEAT PUPPETS
D) Lady Bunny is a drag queen/advice columnist, with better hair than Lady Elaine Fairchilde had.
-- posted by Jon Delfin
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