TV Barn's TV Picks for Apr. 12
MY NAME IS SHAKE-ZULA, THE MIC RULAH
What is item #1 on Earl's "list"?
A) Stole ten dollars from a guy at the Camden Market.
B) Made a kid scared of the boogeyman.
C) Blew up mailboxes.
D) Stole a car from a one-legged girl.
E) Went to Sex Anonymous support group to pick up girls.
[Cross the right answer off your list unless we've double-crossed you at the bottom of the column.]
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TV Barn's TV Picks for Thursday, April 12, 2007
by Tom Heald with Jon Delfin
All times Eastern
For PBS programs, check local listings
7 p.m.
"Survivorman" (Discovery)
7:30 p.m.
"The Black Carpet" (BET)
8 p.m.
The merged tribe of "Survivor: Fiji" (CBS) asks "Are we gonna live on Exile Island"?
"My Name Is Earl" (NBC) and #29 on my list is "Harassed a Reporter." Perhaps for asking, "When is a new episode going to be on?"
"Ugly Betty Super Happy Fun Clip Show" (ABC)
"Are You Smarter Than Don Imus?" (Fox)
"Under Fire" (Court; also 8:30)
"Impossible Moves" (National Geographic): "Towns"
"Get Fresh With Sara Snow" (Discovery Health)
8:30 p.m.
It's Safety Day at "The Office" (NBC). Gird your loins!
9 p.m.
Mandy Moore and Dashboard Confessional help present The Golden Brick at "The BRICK Awards" (CW), honoring youth public service.
Hodges leads four interns on a snipe hunt through the four miniature killer cases on "CSI: Old School" (CBS).
UNNECESSARY GUEST STAR PATROL
"30 Rock" (NBC): Jason Sudeikis, Rip Torn. Plot: Jordan and Danny finally click while Jack Rudolph's televised fireworks display bombs with Wilson White.
"Jackie Robinson: A SportsCenter Special" (ESPN)
"Setting the Stage" (PBS)
"Wonder Grey's Anatomy Clip Shozen" (ABC)
"1,000 Places to See Before You Die" (Travel)
"Pimp My Ride" (MTV)
"The Dan Ho Show" (Discovery Health; also 9:30)
"The First 48" (A&E)
"American Chopper" (TLC)
"TNA: Impact!" (Spike)
9:30 p.m.
The gang at Sacred Heart honors Nurse Roberts' passing by pausing to reflect on what she taught them on "Andy Bark... er, Scrubs" (NBC). [The last two episodes of "Andy Barker, P.I." will air on Saturday. Maybe.]
"Nick Cannon: Short Circuitz" (MTV)
10 p.m.
A domestic violence leader (allegedly) kills a porn producer on "Shark" (CBS).
"Penn & Teller Colon Bulls Hit Exclamation Point" (Showtime) hopes to turn the great unwashed away from the hype about colonics.
TELE-GEBRA
Lamaze class x "Sex and the City" = "Notes From the Underbelly" (ABC)
"Adventures in Hollyhood" (MTV)
"Throwdown With Bobby Flay" (Food): "Cuban Roast Pork"
"The Ultimate Fighter" (Spike)
"Naked Science" (National Geographic): "Dino Meteor"
"A Lion in the Kitchen" (Discovery Health)
"Little Beauties: Ultimate Kiddie Queen Showdown" (VH1)
10:30 p.m.
The eye is a camera in "This American Life" (Showtime).
"Human Giant" (MTV)
"The Showbiz Show With David Spade" (Comedy Central)
"Ace of Cakes" (Food): "Dr. Duff"
"Healthy Decadence With Devin Alexander" (Discovery Health)
11 p.m.
"Countdown to ... Dana vs. Tito" (Spike)
"Predator Raw: The Unseen Tapes" (MSNBC)
11:30 p.m.
"Hollywood Heat" (Court)
THEY TRIED TO MAKE ME GO TO REHAB AND I SAID, "NO, NO, NO"
* Rose: Arnold Schwarzenegger; Kurt Vonnegut remembered
* Richard Preston sells "The Daily Show" seventy-six trombones.
* Smiley: Quentin Tarantino, Danny Schechter
* Dr. Richard Land imagines a God-blessed America on "The Colbert Report."
* Bruce Willis and Jason Randal hardly die with Dave.
* Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Rep. Nancy Pelosi and Relient K speak in Jay's house.
* Goran Visnjic, Andy Milonakis and The Academy Is... are stupid with Jimmy.
* Molly Shannon, Tiki Barber and Of Montreal are superstars with Conan.
* David Duchovny, Nia Long and k-os x-it stage left with Craig.
* Quentin Tarantino and Rock Kills Kid proofread Carson's blue cards.
NUMBAH ONE IN DA HOOD
A) Our story ended season one with the item that started it all, and how $10 changed his life.
-- posted by Jon Delfin
