Speaking of fantasy wish-fulfillment, how about finishing in third place next season?

'Criminal Intent' to cable, 'Friday Night Lights' to Fridays, and has the Donald been fired?

MISSION CONTROL: Come in, NBC! Are you there, NBC?

NBC: She's breaking up! She's breaking up!

ANNOUNCER: We can rebuild him ... we have the technology ...

The good news, as NBC tries to repair its broken and battered schedule, is that "Friday Night Lights," "Scrubs" and "Law & Order" are all coming back next season. The bad news, of course, is they're all coming back to NBC.  Such is the double-edged sword of being on a network that is currently fourth place in the ratings. (Indeed, if NBC doesn't get its act together, we'll soon be referring to it as the fifth-place network, behind Spanish-language juggernaut Univision).

The return of these three critical favorites will be accompanied by new shows, including five dramas, four of which have futuristic or fantasy elements. It's as though SciFi, which is owned by NBC Universal, has taken over the network, “Body Snatchers”-style.

  Gone from the NBC lineup are "The Apprentice" (which may be headed to another network) and "Crossing Jordan."

  In what may become a trend among all networks this week, NBC is taking steps to ensure that viewers don't lose interest because their favorite shows are on vacation. NBC ordered 30 episodes of its comedy “The Office,” six more than this season. That will include five one-hour episodes.

NBC is also going to pad the weeks when its rookie hit “Heroes” is off the air with a spinoff, "Heroes: Origins," that will introduce new characters. “Heroes” had a troublesome dropoff in viewership this spring, when it returned from a midseason siesta.

  The biggest buzz in the days leading up to the NBC upfront concerned the fate of two "Law & Order" shows said to be on the bubble: the "Criminal Intent" version, starring Vincent D'Onofrio; and the original, which creator Dick Wolf is keen to see extended until 2010, matching "Gunsmoke's" 20-season run on network TV.

  Wolf got his wish, though at a price: "Law & Order" won't return until January, when NBC plans to move it to Sunday nights (along with the Patricia Arquette thriller "Medium"). And "L&O" may well be down a major cast member or two, since concerns about the show's cost had been expressed in recent days.

  As for "Criminal Intent," it's heading to cable. USA Network, which is owned by NBC Universal, will take ownership of that show, and again, fans should expect to see the effects of budget-cutting on screen.

  Repeats of "Criminal Intent" will reair on NBC, most likely on repeat-heavy Saturdays, a night that ABC and CBS have also given up on.

  The new NBC shows include "Journeyman," a "romantic mystery-drama" about a San Francisco newspaper reporter who starts traveling through time, and "Chuck," a thriller about a computer geek who accidentally downloads terabytes of government secrets into his brain. "Life" stars Damian Lewis as a cop who returns to the force after serving years in prison for A Crime He Did Not Commit.

  On paper, many new-show announcements look either so impossibly loopy or so hopelessly derivative that you wonder why anybody would tune in. If you want my first impressions of what these new shows actually look like, go to TVBarn.com, where I'm blogging the upfronts all week.

  You've probably heard about the "Bionic Woman" remake starring Michelle Ryan; perhaps you didn't hear that Miguel Ferrer, straight from the freshly cancelled "Crossing Jordan," is in the cast, or that producers from both "The X-Files" and "Battlestar Galactica" are involved.

  The other new scripted shows -- "Lipstick Jungle," based on the novel by "Sex and the City" author Candace Bushnell; and "The IT Crowd," a workplace comedy -- will be added to the NBC schedule midseason.

  "Friday Night Lights" is, at last, on Friday nights, at 9 p.m., where it will either swim or, more likely, sink in a traditionally low-rated time period. Last year NBC shuffled its schedule after getting a peek at other networks' new fall lineups, so don't be surprised if it makes a couple of moves next week.

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[Francesco Sinibaldi]

Blackbird.

At daybreak, singing
alone while a
candle overcomes,
there’s often
a sparrow near the
sight of a luminous
hedge; it flutters
the wings calling
to mind some youthful
days, and a delicate
crying appears on the
eyes like a gentle
footpath in the sound
of a magical breeze.

Francesco Sinibaldi

[T Dog]

Huh?

[Aaron]

Maybe he's trying to beat Tom Heald to the new shows' haiku.

[Bob in Jersey]

He's probably not in Barn2...