BLANKETY BLANKS
Which of the following celebs is not featured in the official "Match Game" slot machine?
A) Fannie Flagg
B) Charles Nelson Reilly
C) Brett Somers
D) Rip Taylor
E) Jimmie Walker
[Get ready to match the correct answer at the bottom of the column.]
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TV Barn's TV Picks for Wednesday, May 30, 2007
by Tom Heald with Jon Delfin
All times Eastern
For PBS programs, check local listings
7 p.m.
"War Wounds: Women Fighting On" (TLC)
8 p.m.
TELE-GEBRA
* "Twin Peaks" x "The O.C." = Kevin Williamson's (didn't he used to be somebody?) "Hidden Palms" (CW), or, "Where's Your Other Hand?"
* "American Idol" x Rich Little = "The Next Best Thing: Who Is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?" (ABC). May we please guess Paris Hilton?
Wooden you like to know who's on the slate of artists featured on "Craft in America" (PBS; also 9 & 10): "Memory," "Landscape" and "Community"?
"Modern Marvels" (History; see also 9): "Disasters of the '70s" ... well, besides Nixon.
"So You Think You Should Dance: Los Angeles/Chicago" (Fox)
"Hazard Pay" (Discovery): "Avalanche Control"
"How Not to Decorate" (BBC America)
"All Star Grill-Fest" (Food)
9 p.m.
YOU'RE STILL HERE?
Nathan and Haley rub sticks together, Peyton sings the blues, Brooke chases Chase, Mouth and Gigi go-go, and Lucas tells Karen the truth on "One Tree Hill" (CW). Whew. Anyone else need a cigarette?
"Modern Marvels" (History): "'70s Tech" featuring Pong. We're soooooooo not kidding.
"MythBusters" (Discovery): "Western Myths"
"Mystery Medicine" (TLC)
"The Real World XVIII's S*#! They Should've Shown" (MTV; see also 10)
"Perfect Housewives" (BBC America)
"Paula's Home Cooking" (Food): "Grillin'"
"World Poker Tour" (Travel)
9:30 p.m.
"Tyler's Ultimate" (Food)
10 p.m.
The boys question whether or not they can trust the man who Carlton Fog has hired to "help them" on "Traveler" (ABC; if you've forgotten the premise, the pilot reairs at 9).
EVERY TIME YOU GO AWAY
"Shear Genius" (Bravo) awards the golden blow dryer (or whatever).
"History Rocks" (History) with Elvis meeting the afforementined big Dick.
Hey, new episodes of "Ca$h Cab" (Discovery; also 10:30)!
"Bikers and Mobsters" (National Geographic)
"Reunited: The Real World Vegas" (MTV; season premiere)
11 p.m.
Comedy hour on Starz!: "Head Case," "Martin Lawrence Presents 1st Amendment Stand-Up" (11:15), "Bronx Bunny" (11:45)
TALK SICK
* Rose: Paul Wolfowitz
* Smiley: "Right to Return: New Home Movies From the Lower 9th Ward" part 3: Carolyn Parker
More talk show information is available at www.interbridge.com/lineupsdate.html.
THE BETTY WHITE ANSWER
A) Fannie Flagg was likely off tinkling when they called.
-- posted by Jon Delfin
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