The future of television, strike edition

It was only a matter of time before we saw a flood of unscripted TV show proposals, offering to fill the void left by the sudden shortage in scripts. Behold what arrived moments ago in my fax machine: a proposal for a hot new reality show called Conjugal Visit Television. No, I did not hire the same team that bamboozled Dan Rather to prepare this memo. It is real. It has no distributor. It doesn't have a prayer of making it on TV, no matter how long the strike drags on.

I think.