I beat the Onion to the punch line!

Here's a new video from the Onion News Network...

Precocious Youngster Sells Cookies To Buy Attack Ad

...and here is my story that I posted 12 hours earlier, "The most adorable attack ad yet!" about Sam Graves' little girl ... also named Emily.

No way was I going to be Wall Street Journalized by this trend piece. No. Frickin. Way.