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September 12, 2008

A Republican and a Democrat walk into a bar ...

Clothes make the moose

I am tired of all the hype about Sarah Palin. We keep hearing over and over again how she can dress a moose.

I am sure I could dress a moose as well as she can, if he would only stand still long enough.

Darlene R. Wiltanger
Kansas City

Just read the bumper stickers

As I was driving on the highway with my 10-year-old son, he asked me what the difference was between a Republican and a Democrat. As I was trying to figure out the best way to explain, we saw a car with a McCain bumper sticker, and next to it, a car with an Obama bumper sticker.

The car with the McCain sticker was an expensive Lexus sedan. The car with the Obama sticker was a late model Chrysler. That, I said, is the difference between a Republican and a Democrat.

Mary Reed
Basehor

Comments

Engineer

How has Walmart done so well if no Denocrats shop there?

Pub 17

(I'm such a moral weakling)

It's not the outfit, honey, it's the shoes that'll drive you nuts

SP in KC

Darlene, thanks for my first laugh out loud moment this morning!

JUNGLEJACK

Did I miss something? What's the difference between a Lexus sedan and a late model Chrysler?

Is the joke that there IS no difference?

Pub 17

You know, this one's going to go on for DAYS. I believe I'll stand over here and watch.

Gary

Also, the car with the McCain bumper sticker had been keyed several times. That's the real difference.

 
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