Clothes make the moose
I am tired of all the hype about Sarah Palin. We keep hearing over and over again how she can dress a moose.
I am sure I could dress a moose as well as she can, if he would only stand still long enough.
Darlene R. Wiltanger
Kansas City
Just read the bumper stickers
As I was driving on the highway with my 10-year-old son, he asked me what the difference was between a Republican and a Democrat. As I was trying to figure out the best way to explain, we saw a car with a McCain bumper sticker, and next to it, a car with an Obama bumper sticker.
The car with the McCain sticker was an expensive Lexus sedan. The car with the Obama sticker was a late model Chrysler. That, I said, is the difference between a Republican and a Democrat.
Mary Reed
Basehor

How has Walmart done so well if no Denocrats shop there?
Posted by: Engineer | September 13, 2008 at 04:18 PM
(I'm such a moral weakling)
It's not the outfit, honey, it's the shoes that'll drive you nuts
Posted by: Pub 17 | September 13, 2008 at 02:42 PM
Darlene, thanks for my first laugh out loud moment this morning!
Posted by: SP in KC | September 13, 2008 at 12:28 PM
Did I miss something? What's the difference between a Lexus sedan and a late model Chrysler?
Is the joke that there IS no difference?
Posted by: JUNGLEJACK | September 13, 2008 at 11:51 AM
You know, this one's going to go on for DAYS. I believe I'll stand over here and watch.
Posted by: Pub 17 | September 13, 2008 at 10:43 AM
Also, the car with the McCain bumper sticker had been keyed several times. That's the real difference.
Posted by: Gary | September 13, 2008 at 09:37 AM