Dashboard politics

My pesky liberal engine light is at it again. Every time I turn around, it is glowing yellow. The stupid, biased light won’t cut my car a break.

My wife’s car, on the other hand, enjoys a free ride from her engine light. It never seems to go off!

I’ve finally decided to cover my engine light with a piece of tape. Does Fox News make an engine light that will tell you only what you want to hear? If they do, I’m buying one.

I’m sick of all these biased liberal engine lights. Hey, why won’t my car start?

Tom Burnett
St. Joseph

Comments

[NoMoreMrNiceGuy]

There is a new vehicle being introduced by GM if the government will give them money.
The Chevy Hope.

[whispering_to_kc]

Once, I wondered if the "requirement" of fueling up the vehicle was only a scheme invented by auto makers and oil companies to defraud us all.

Who's to say we don't motor along down the road on faith alone and fueling up really means nothing?

[Dan Beyer]

What?

[kcstar_is_one_sided]

What?