I’m so thankful I left Kansas years ago for a saner state.
Kansas’ problems included efforts to cut funding for arts programs, anti-abortion zealots who will stop at nothing to get their way, and two cowardly senators who would not support Steve Six’s appointment to a higher court for no obvious reasons.
Yes, Kansas is the Land of Aahs.
Steve Theno
Kansas City
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The last time I drove across Kansas I was nauseated by the constant barrage of billboards with religious messages.
"Thank God your mother choose life."
"Jesus Saves"
"Abortion Stops a Beating Heart."
"Choose Life."
Wow....I couldn't drive through fast enough and I kept my money and spent it in another state....one that didn't believe in taking away my personal freedom.
Posted by: Mudstump | September 01, 2011 at 07:50 PM
As if everything zeno writes is 100% truthful and accurate.
Posted by: hajkar | September 01, 2011 at 03:56 PM
days, mere days, after my last class, I scouted the chain link 'round the American Siberia.
I crawled half way thru. I got stuck. I chewed my arm off.
I ran far. I ran fast.
Posted by: U of Misery, Ruskin Art Fence Critic | September 01, 2011 at 03:01 PM
Meh, I don't care. I might only have a problem with the designation of Missouri as a "saner state." We are the home of Republic, after all, no Kurt Vonnegut for us!
Posted by: ggbridge | September 01, 2011 at 09:43 AM
Steve makes Kansas sound pretty good. But I'm still not going to move there.
Posted by: Gary | September 01, 2011 at 09:30 AM
I will await GG to come on here and call Steve a coward who left the state with his tail between his legs. And that he has no right now to talk about things in Kansas.
But , being the hypocrite she is, I will not hold my breath!
Ah, and the lying one, showing us once again its ability to shut down that devise called its brain.
Posted by: zeno | September 01, 2011 at 09:01 AM
Sounds like KS became a saner state when you left.
100 whispering? Really? You have no shame over the lies you tell, do yo?
Posted by: John S | September 01, 2011 at 06:06 AM
Thanks to the new (R) legislation raising speed limits to 100mph, people can now leave Kansas faster than ever.
At 100mph, you won't even have time to stop for that Jackalope, see the world's largest ball of twine or oogle the biggest hand dug well before you're out of the state.
Posted by: whispering_to_kc | September 01, 2011 at 12:58 AM
When you left, the average IQ of both states became higher.
Posted by: Groenhagen | August 31, 2011 at 11:12 PM